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My Fellow Readers: An Election Day Post in Title-Speak

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My fellow readers:

I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President.

My opponent calls me an Eighth-Grade Superzero, but this is simply untrue. Those who are Wide Awake know that My Life Next Door has prepared me to be The Model President. I spent my formative years as First Boy learning to spell. Listen to this: V is for … Vampire. See? I can also un-spell: How To Take the Ex Out of Ex-Boyfriend. The Misfits who oppose me with cries of “Vote for Larry!” will hear my rallying cry: “Larry who? Vote for Me!” Because, after all, All’s Fair in Love, War, and High School.

Thank you, and see you at the polls.

(I’m your next election-themed book and I approve this message.)

— Becky O’Neil, currently reading Touched, by Corrine Jackson

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Rebecca O'Neil

Rebecca (Becky) is a Collection Development Librarian at the Westerville Public Library in Ohio. Her interests include art, keeping the largest to-read list Goodreads has ever known, and searching for a dash of magical realism in everything.

2 Comments

  1. mschied mschied

    Love this!

  2. Tamara Tamara

    Genius.

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